I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard.
I came home and found that my son was taking drugs - my very best ones too!
With my wife it was sex, sex, sex...Yes, three times in 35 years.
The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.
My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.All quotes and jokes