Bob Monkhouse

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It got up to 94 degrees today - that's pretty good at my age.

The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.

I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard.

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.

With my wife it was sex, sex, sex...Yes, three times in 35 years.

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