I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard.
I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
With my wife it was sex, sex, sex...Yes, three times in 35 years.
My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.All quotes and jokes