Bob Monkhouse

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I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard.

I came home and found that my son was taking drugs - my very best ones too!

With my wife it was sex, sex, sex...Yes, three times in 35 years.

The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.

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