Bob Monkhouse

Quotes

It got up to 94 degrees today - that's pretty good at my age.

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.

I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard.

The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.

I came home and found that my son was taking drugs - my very best ones too!

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