Bob Monkhouse

Quotes

It got up to 94 degrees today - that's pretty good at my age.

I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard.

The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.

I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.

I came home and found that my son was taking drugs - my very best ones too!

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