Bob Monkhouse


It got up to 94 degrees today - that's pretty good at my age.

I came home and found that my son was taking drugs - my very best ones too!

The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.

I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard.

I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.

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