Bob Saget

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I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.

My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.

They say the measure of a man is judged by the company he keeps. [ looks around] I'm fucked.

You know, it's really rude to yell at your cock in front of people, and I apologize.

My mom just told me it's impossible to know what's going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.

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