Bob Saget

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You know, it's really rude to yell at your cock in front of people, and I apologize.

I don't like the negative of reality tv - the "you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you really loved me". It's all about how bad people are and I just hate that. I like Pimp my Ride where someone is helping somebody.

My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.

A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.

I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.

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