Bob Saget

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You know, it's really rude to yell at your cock in front of people, and I apologize.

I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.

They say the measure of a man is judged by the company he keeps. [ looks around] I'm fucked.

My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.

If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done.

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