I'm a lucky bastard. You know it and I know it.
When you're famous, you're always famous. It doesn't go away.
People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
I don't like to drink alone 'cause there's nobody to fight with.
Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, "What are you doing?! You know I don't eat bread!!" Is there such a thing as health food abuse?All quotes and jokes