Bob Saget

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I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.

They say the measure of a man is judged by the company he keeps. [ looks around] I'm fucked.

A guy recently came up to me and said, "Bob, you are the shit." I said "Thank you for adding the word 'the.'"

My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.

Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.

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