Bob Saget

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I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.

My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.

If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done.

They say the measure of a man is judged by the company he keeps. [ looks around] I'm fucked.

I don't like the negative of reality tv - the "you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you really loved me". It's all about how bad people are and I just hate that. I like Pimp my Ride where someone is helping somebody.

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