Bob Saget

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They say the measure of a man is judged by the company he keeps. [ looks around] I'm fucked.

I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.

A guy recently came up to me and said, "Bob, you are the shit." I said "Thank you for adding the word 'the.'"

My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.

Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.

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