Bob Saget

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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.

You know, it's really rude to yell at your cock in front of people, and I apologize.

A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.

I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.

I don't like the negative of reality tv - the "you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you really loved me". It's all about how bad people are and I just hate that. I like Pimp my Ride where someone is helping somebody.

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