Bob Saget

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I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.

They say the measure of a man is judged by the company he keeps. [ looks around] I'm fucked.

My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.

A guy recently came up to me and said, "Bob, you are the shit." I said "Thank you for adding the word 'the.'"

My mom just told me it's impossible to know what's going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.

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