Bobcat Goldthwait


I had long hair and I was going bald. There’s no way to do both of those things and look cool. Every year I looked more and more like Ben Franklin.

That movie looks so bad, I can't believe I wasn't in it.

If you ever see me at a boat show or at a car show, blow my head off.

For a day and a half, the National Guard was here, and they didn't go to work. Do you remember why? No bullets. I found it really hard to believe that that was the same crackerjack unit that Dan Quayle once belonged to.

They can't even put the name in TV Guide.

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