I had long hair and I was going bald. There’s no way to do both of those things and look cool. Every year I looked more and more like Ben Franklin.
If you ever see me at a boat show or at a car show, blow my head off.
That movie looks so bad, I can't believe I wasn't in it.
They can't even put the name in TV Guide.
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