I had long hair and I was going bald. There’s no way to do both of those things and look cool. Every year I looked more and more like Ben Franklin.
They can't even put the name in TV Guide.
If you ever see me at a boat show or at a car show, blow my head off.
That movie looks so bad, I can't believe I wasn't in it.
I retired from acting the same time they stopped hiring me. But following my own thing of making these small indie movies has been the happiest I've ever been.All quotes and jokes