Brett Butler

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I would like it if men had to partake in the same hormonal cycles to which we’re subjected monthly.  Maybe that’s why men declare war so often, they have this need to bleed on a regular basis.

My mama would say, “Y’all quit. Don’t make me stop this car.” “You’re not in the car, Mama. You’re in a hammock with a jelly glass of scotch in your hand.

A female president - maybe they'd start calling it the Ova Office.

The most dramatic realization was that in surrender I would find more freedom and power than I'd ever known.

I spent the first twenty years of my life waiting for two men I was reasonably certain would never come back - my daddy and Jesus Christ. I don't wait for them anymore. My dad, anyway. And at least with Jesus I didn't spend all that time thinking he was gone because of something I did.

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