Brett Butler


My mama would say, “Y’all quit. Don’t make me stop this car.” “You’re not in the car, Mama. You’re in a hammock with a jelly glass of scotch in your hand.

I would like it if men had to partake in the same hormonal cycles to which we’re subjected monthly.  Maybe that’s why men declare war so often, they have this need to bleed on a regular basis.

The most dramatic realization was that in surrender I would find more freedom and power than I'd ever known.

It means everything. You don't want to go through your four years of high school with a certain team beating you four years in a row. You always want to show them you can come out on top in the end.

I spent the first twenty years of my life waiting for two men I was reasonably certain would never come back - my daddy and Jesus Christ. I don't wait for them anymore. My dad, anyway. And at least with Jesus I didn't spend all that time thinking he was gone because of something I did.

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