Brian Posehn


I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost.

When I'm late it matters, but when everybody else is late it doesn't matter... If that's the rule then just write it down and then I know, you know... I'll read it and I'll write it down on my balls. Right here. Right here on the back of my balls is where I'll write it. On the very back. I'll just lift them and write it nicely.

I also smoke a lot of pot, occasionally, every day.

People Sinatra should have sung with? Slayer.

Guys don't do that when they go out. Guys don't wear outfits that feature the dong.

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