Buddy Hackett was an American actor and comedian. His best remembered roles include Marcellus Washburn in The Music Man; Benjy Benjamin in It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World; Tennessee Steinmetz in The Love Bug; and the voice of Scuttle in The Little Mermaid.
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.