Quotes and Jokes by Buddy Hackett

Buddy Hackett was an American actor and comedian. His best remembered roles include Marcellus Washburn in The Music Man; Benjy Benjamin in It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World; Tennessee Steinmetz in The Love Bug; and the voice of Scuttle in The Little Mermaid.

Top 15 Most Popular Quotes (out of 8)

#1

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.

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#2

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.

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#3

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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#4

I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a grudge, they're out dancing.

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#5

Your financial cost can best be figured out when you realize that if you were to devote the same time and energy to business instead of gold, you would be a millionaire in approximately six weeks.

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#6

My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?"

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#7

Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, you would never see a bad show.

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#8

I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.

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