The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
Quotes and Jokes by Buddy Hackett
Top 15 Quotes (out of 8)
Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?"
I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a grudge, they're out dancing.
Your financial cost can best be figured out when you realize that if you were to devote the same time and energy to business instead of gold, you would be a millionaire in approximately six weeks.
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, you would never see a bad show.
I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.