Carol Leifer

Quotes

I’m sorry I didn’t have this revelation earlier. I sleep better and more soundly because I’m not participating anymore.

Women, stop buying the lingerie. Stop buying it right now. Oh, it's a big rip off. Oh my god, $18 bucks for panties this big? Come on, one trip through the dryer, and it's a frilly bookmark.

They're all sources of material. What I love about what I do, the more you talk about your life, there are so many people who have similar experiences.

My kind of gay is like the late-breaking-lesbian kind of gay.

My kind of gay, meeting a woman and falling in love, is a different experience because it wasn't anything about 'Oh, I've always been gay and I'm breaking the chains.'

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