Carol Leifer


I’m sorry I didn’t have this revelation earlier. I sleep better and more soundly because I’m not participating anymore.

As a writer, the worst thing you can do is work in an environment of fear of rejection.

My kind of gay is like the late-breaking-lesbian kind of gay.

Growing up, it was always, ‘If you buy kosher meat, they’re killed humanely.’ But I’ve seen so many horrible videos. What we thought was humane 100 years ago is not humane anymore. The ways animals suffer, I just couldn’t be a part of it anymore.

Oh man, I get a lot of junk email. Isn't it annoying? Clutters everything up. I'm starting to sense a theme, though. Apparently, there's a lot of people out there that want to make my penis three inches longer.

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