Carol Leifer

Quotes

I’m sorry I didn’t have this revelation earlier. I sleep better and more soundly because I’m not participating anymore.

I never thought I was going to have children. I just thought after 45, that was it.

I feel I've always got to keep my stand-up because I never want to lose it.

I cried when I turned 34 for no other reason than 34 sounded old to me at the time.

Women, stop buying the lingerie. Stop buying it right now. Oh, it's a big rip off. Oh my god, $18 bucks for panties this big? Come on, one trip through the dryer, and it's a frilly bookmark.

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