Carrot Top


My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

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