Carrot Top

Quotes

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.

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