Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, "Can you please screw this up really bad?"
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Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.
My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.
So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.
The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where the assholes live. I also had a Neighborhood Crime Watch - it takes about 20 seconds to break into a house but it took me an hour to unbolt this sign.
On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.