Quotes and Jokes by Carrot Top

Scott Thompson, known professionally as Carrot Top, is an American stand-up comedian and actor.

Top 15 Most Popular Quotes (out of 27)

#1

Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, "Can you please screw this up really bad?"

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#2

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

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#3

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

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#4

My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.

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#5

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.

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#6

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

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#7

The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where the assholes live. I also had a Neighborhood Crime Watch - it takes about 20 seconds to break into a house but it took me an hour to unbolt this sign.

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#8

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

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#9

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

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#10

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

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#11

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

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#12

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

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#13

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

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#14

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

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#15

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

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