Quotes & Jokes by Carrot Top
Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, "Can you please screw this up really bad?"
I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.
People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.
Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.
I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.
On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.
So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.
My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.
The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where the assholes live. I also had a Neighborhood Crime Watch - it takes about 20 seconds to break into a house but it took me an hour to unbolt this sign.
It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.
Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.
Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.
My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.
I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.
I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.