Chelsea Handler
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I went out with a guy the other night. He goes, “You know, Chelsea, you don’t have to drink to make yourself more fun to be around.” I’m like, “Listen, fucknut, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.”
If someone took the ‘F’ letter off me, I’d be ucked.
First of all, i’m not an actor - I’m an asshole.
If your name is ‘Christina’ and you spell it ‘Xtina’, there’s a 99% chance you’ve given your stepdad a blowjob.
People are always like, “Oh, she’s such a bitch.” I’m like, “Yeah, I am a bitch, actually.”
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