Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Joy Handler is an American comedian, actress, writer, television host, producer, and activist. She hosted the late-night talk show Chelsea Lately on the E! network from 2007 to 2014, and released a documentary series, Chelsea Does, on Netflix in January 2016.

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I recently had sex with a midget. Not on purpose - he was a tricky little fucker. He kept giving me shot after shot after shot of tequila and would keep getting taller and taller and taller.

How do you think jail was?! I got face raped by a woman... and I think I may have liked it.

I would like to wear a diaper on days where I'm feeling lazy but... I don't. I shit my pants.

Chelsea Handler

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