I went out with a guy the other night. He goes, “You know, Chelsea, you don’t have to drink to make yourself more fun to be around.” I’m like, “Listen, fucknut, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.”
First of all, i’m not an actor - I’m an asshole.
If someone took the ‘F’ letter off me, I’d be ucked.
People are always like, “Oh, she’s such a bitch.” I’m like, “Yeah, I am a bitch, actually.”
It looks like Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are 'taking a break.' Their engagement is off, and Heidi is going back to Colorado. This is really sad for Heidi and for all the Hills fans and for the entire state of Colorado.All quotes and jokes