I recently had sex with a midget. Not on purpose - he was a tricky little fucker. He kept giving me shot after shot after shot of tequila and would keep getting taller and taller and taller.
How do you think jail was?! I got face raped by a woman... and I think I may have liked it.
I would like to wear a diaper on days where I'm feeling lazy but... I don't. I shit my pants.