Chris Hardwick

Quotes

Never go online to self-diagnose. Ever. Don’t fucking do it.

Be offended by everything or be offended by nothing.

When I was in grade school I was into chess club, Latin club, D&D, computer camp - everything that made vaginas go away.

Rats are just Ziploc bags full of disease.

Worry is a misuse of your imagination.

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