Chris Hardwick


I wanted her in a bad way, though I wasn’t sure exactly for what. Had she one day suddenly turned and yelled, “Jam it in!” at me, I’m not convinced I’d have known what to do.

Worry is a misuse of your imagination.

Never go online to self-diagnose. Ever. Don’t fucking do it.

Hang out with the worst people imaginable while they’re all in “fuck it!” mode - Vegas!

Fleetwood Mac is just one of my all-time favorite bands.

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