Chris Hardwick

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When I was in grade school I was into chess club, Latin club, D&D, computer camp - everything that made vaginas go away.

You don't have to believe everything you think.

Be offended by everything or be offended by nothing.

Never go online to self-diagnose. Ever. Don’t fucking do it.

You don’t have to go from zero to… the Dos Equis guy. You can take smaller steps.

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