Dana Carvey

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I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle.

I had written in another draft a completely different kind of fight, but they said they couldn't afford to shoot it. They needed a fight scene, though, so I was told to put a fight scene in, but not the one I had written.

My fate is very precarious. I don't want the show to suffer because I may not be able to come back next week.

That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50.

Well, isn't that special?

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