Dana Carvey

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Well, isn't that special?

I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

My fate is very precarious. I don't want the show to suffer because I may not be able to come back next week.

We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and you'd have some college professor analyzing It's a Wonderful Life or Citizen Kane, and now it is pretty funny - the idea of commentary for a silly kid's movie, you know?

I had written in another draft a completely different kind of fight, but they said they couldn't afford to shoot it. They needed a fight scene, though, so I was told to put a fight scene in, but not the one I had written.

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