One day they will invent a time machine and, like the internet, it will be used primarily for boning.
If I masturbate while Googling myself, which part is more redundant?
The best part of living in constant terror is you always have a place to live.
If you've never had a colonic, imagine getting butt raped by a melting snowman. If you have had a colonic, are you sure it was a colonic?
There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums.All quotes and jokes