Dana Gould

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I would think, if you were horny enough, there'd come a time when it was hos before bros.

Homo sapiens are the only mammals who intentionally hold "Beard Of Bees" competitions.

If I masturbate while Googling myself, which part is more redundant?

Long story longer...

Let's all start wearing bolo ties, and when they become hip again, we'll all say we were kidding.

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