Dave Chappelle

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I'm Rick James, bitch.

Every group of brothers should have at least one white guy in it. Im serious for safety, cuz when the shit goes down someone is gonna need to talk to the police.

You can't get un-famous. You can get infamous, but you can't get un-famous.

People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.

They got a character on there named Oscar, they treat this guy like shit the entire show. They judge him right in his face, "Oscar you are so mean! Isn't he kids?", "Yeah Oscar! Your a grouch!", its like "BITCH! I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASHCAN!"

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