David Brenner

David Brenner
David Norris Brenner was an American stand-up comedian, actor and author. The most frequent guest on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson in the 1970s and 1980s, Brenner "was a pioneer of observational comedy."


We cannot attain the presence of God. We're already totally in the presence of Fod. What's missing is awareness.

Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors.

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.