David Spade

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Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.

Hopefully, underlying all my jokes is an element of surprise.

The hard part about SNL is, there's no real communication when you get there. It's not like people are mean to you, they just act like you're not there.

It's funny because it's funny.

Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years.

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