David Spade

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Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years.

It's just easier to make fun and cut down. It's kind of a way of life in America. If you can make people want to hear what you're going to say, it can be cruel and funny.

Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.

It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops.

On Sundays, I lay low, sulk a lot, and try to get my head together for next week.

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