David Spade

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My school of thought is, anything goes, but I can't do that anymore.

The hard part about SNL is, there's no real communication when you get there. It's not like people are mean to you, they just act like you're not there.

I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right.

I'm just lucky to know someone that's that sweet and pretty.

It's funny because it's funny.

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