Knights would have probably liked refrigerator magnets.
Reality is a concept that depends largely upon where you point your face.
I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, "Does he bite?" and she said, "No." And I said, "So how does he eat?" Liar!
I'm in a weird position, because I like rainbows, but I'm not gay. So whenever I go out wearing a rainbow shirt, I have to put "Not gay." But I'm not against gays, so under that I'll have to put "... but supportive." It's weird how one group of people took refracted light. That's very greedy, gays.
A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'All quotes and jokes