Dennis Miller


I don’t care what your hobby is before puberty hits, because as soon as it does, nature assigns you a new hobby. Let’s just say when I was 14, I was treated for tennis elbow and I didn’t even own a racket.

Most Americans will let liberals and conservatives play their games because most Americans don't pay attention.

You have to just marvel at the stun-gun absurdity of fighting to the death over what happens after you die.

We need a return to the basics in this country when you stop to think that only one of the three “R’s” actually starts with the letter “r.”

There will be select instances where the consumer is interested in paying for premium content. I think it will be difficult to get people to pay for something on the Internet that they can find elsewhere on the Internet for free.

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