Dennis Miller

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I don’t care what your hobby is before puberty hits, because as soon as it does, nature assigns you a new hobby. Let’s just say when I was 14, I was treated for tennis elbow and I didn’t even own a racket.

Most Americans will let liberals and conservatives play their games because most Americans don't pay attention.

You have to just marvel at the stun-gun absurdity of fighting to the death over what happens after you die.

We need a return to the basics in this country when you stop to think that only one of the three “R’s” actually starts with the letter “r.”

I lapsed into rude.

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