I don't have regrets. I've never sat here and thought, Gee, if only I'd done The Man Who Came to Dinner on Broadway, I would have been happier.
Funny is funny.
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.
I don't feel an obligation to give everyone a hard time, but when they're important people, it's fun.
Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper.All quotes and jokes