Don Rickles

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I don't have regrets. I've never sat here and thought, Gee, if only I'd done The Man Who Came to Dinner on Broadway, I would have been happier.

Funny is funny.

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

I don't feel an obligation to give everyone a hard time, but when they're important people, it's fun.

Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper.

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