Don Rickles

Quotes

People think being in your seventies means sitting around in a chair with a blanket over your legs, drooling.

I don't feel an obligation to give everyone a hard time, but when they're important people, it's fun.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

Funny is funny.

I never went out looking for glory.

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