Donald Glover


I change the situation like I’m auditioning for Jersey Shore.

Shit just got real like Pinocchio turds

I’d much rather have AIDS than a baby… They’re not that different, you guys… They’re both expensive. You have them for the rest of your life. They’re constant reminders of the mistakes you’ve made. And once you have them, you pretty much can only date other people who have them. What’s the difference?

Came on this beat, I ain’t even buy it dinner.

Kept looking for something to be in with. Follow someone’s blueprint. But you have to be on your own.

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