Donald Glover


I change the situation like I’m auditioning for Jersey Shore.

Shit just got real like Pinocchio turds

You are human tennis elbow. You are a pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth. You are the opposite of Batman.

NYU's like a Jurassic 5 concert: it's like there's supposed to be black people there, but they're not.

They tell me that they love me... then they try to kiss me.

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