I change the situation like I’m auditioning for Jersey Shore.
Shit just got real like Pinocchio turds
You are human tennis elbow. You are a pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth. You are the opposite of Batman.
NYU's like a Jurassic 5 concert: it's like there's supposed to be black people there, but they're not.
They tell me that they love me... then they try to kiss me.All quotes and jokes