Donald Glover

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Shit just got real like Pinocchio turds

My uncle put his finger in my no-no!

I change the situation like I’m auditioning for Jersey Shore.

I’d much rather have AIDS than a baby… They’re not that different, you guys… They’re both expensive. You have them for the rest of your life. They’re constant reminders of the mistakes you’ve made. And once you have them, you pretty much can only date other people who have them. What’s the difference?

They call me a role model \ Even though my hand’s glued to that gin bottle

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