Doug Benson

Doug Benson
Douglas Steven Benson is an American comedian, marijuana rights advocate, television host, actor and reality-show judge who has appeared on Getting Doug With High, Comedy Central Presents, Best Week Ever, and Trailer Park Boys, and was a contestant on Last Comic Standing in the show's fifth season.

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I just broke up with my girlfriend and the reason we broke up is I caught her lying. Under another man.

I think it's a good thing that emotional scars are invisible because if emotional scars were visible porn would be disgusting.

Has anybody here ever been driving along in their car, smoking a cigarette, and you flick it out the window, and you drive for a few miles, and you start to smell smoke, and you turn around, and you look in the backseat, and grandma is playing with herself?

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