Dov Davidoff


Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.

I have a sneaking suspicion that leading an examined life and being really tan aren't consistent with one another.

I'm neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure.

People would be so much more interesting if they'd behave like who they are, and not like what they think others expect them to be.

Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes.

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