Dov Davidoff

Quotes

You know you’re too high when you’re eating cereal naked and your girlfriend is like “Put some clothes on” and you realize that it’s not your girlfriend. It’s just a woman on the bus.

If procrastination were a marketable skill, I'd be a real hot commodity.

People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.

Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes.

When being interviewed by a woman for a job, never begin with "listen up doll face".

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