Dov Davidoff


I'd spend more time with you if you were less like you.

I'm neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure.

Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying "things just come to me" should be punishable by death.

If procrastination were a marketable skill, I'd be a real hot commodity.

America has so much debt, if she were a person she'd need a co-signer to get a car loan.

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