My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.
First it was the priests, then the thing with the boy scouts, and then it was Michael - now, it's the priests. It seems like every time adults are really hanging out with these boys - if this stuff is so prevalent, maybe we should stop pointing the finger at the adults, start looking at these sexy-ass boys.
Housewife porn is the only morally appropriate kind, because they're all in healthy, committed relationships.