I'd spend more time with you if you were less like you.
I'm neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure.
Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying "things just come to me" should be punishable by death.
If procrastination were a marketable skill, I'd be a real hot commodity.
America has so much debt, if she were a person she'd need a co-signer to get a car loan.All quotes and jokes