Dov Davidoff

Quotes

You know you’re too high when you’re eating cereal naked and your girlfriend is like “Put some clothes on” and you realize that it’s not your girlfriend. It’s just a woman on the bus.

Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier.

If procrastination were a marketable skill, I'd be a real hot commodity.

Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes.

Women want a man who is sensitive, but god forbid you can't get it up after being frightened by a small woodland animal.

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