Dov Davidoff

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You know you’re too high when you’re eating cereal naked and your girlfriend is like “Put some clothes on” and you realize that it’s not your girlfriend. It’s just a woman on the bus.
If procrastination were a marketable skill, I'd be a real hot commodity.
Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier.
I have a sneaking suspicion that leading an examined life and being really tan aren't consistent with one another.
People that say "I'm really sensitive" rarely are.
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