I was going to get me a white woman, but O.J. messed it up for everybody. He set interracial dating back a thousand years.

Some of you are just lying! There's no way you would let your woman freely see your phone.

I know who wasn't black - I don't care what nobody say - Noah was not black. Noah and his family couldn't have been black 'cause there's no way no black family was on no boat for 40 days and 40 nights and didn't eat them two chickens.

You give a white kid some napkins and duck sauce, they'll make a bomb.

Black people late by nature. There's some slaves still on their way over here.

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