Earthquake

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Black people late by nature. There's some slaves still on their way over here.

I got a boy that was married, been married for six years - videotaped his wedding day, never watched it. Six years later, now he watches it every day, but he watches it in reverse. I asked him. He said, 'I love seeing myself take that ring back off her fuckin' finger.'

Some of you are just lying! There's no way you would let your woman freely see your phone.

I was going to get me a white woman, but O.J. messed it up for everybody. He set interracial dating back a thousand years.

Some people say that Jesus was black. I don't know if that's true or not, but that would explain why it's taking him so long to come back.

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