Earthquake

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Black people late by nature. There's some slaves still on their way over here.

I got a boy that was married, been married for six years - videotaped his wedding day, never watched it. Six years later, now he watches it every day, but he watches it in reverse. I asked him. He said, 'I love seeing myself take that ring back off her fuckin' finger.'

I was going to get me a white woman, but O.J. messed it up for everybody. He set interracial dating back a thousand years.

Some of you are just lying! There's no way you would let your woman freely see your phone.

I know who wasn't black - I don't care what nobody say - Noah was not black. Noah and his family couldn't have been black 'cause there's no way no black family was on no boat for 40 days and 40 nights and didn't eat them two chickens.

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