Earthquake

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Black people late by nature. There's some slaves still on their way over here.

I got a boy that was married, been married for six years - videotaped his wedding day, never watched it. Six years later, now he watches it every day, but he watches it in reverse. I asked him. He said, 'I love seeing myself take that ring back off her fuckin' finger.'

I was going to get me a white woman, but O.J. messed it up for everybody. He set interracial dating back a thousand years.

Some of you are just lying! There's no way you would let your woman freely see your phone.

Some people say that Jesus was black. I don't know if that's true or not, but that would explain why it's taking him so long to come back.

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