Eddie Izzard

Quotes

My father was a beekeeper before me, his father was a beekeeper. I want to follow in their footsteps. And their footsteps were like this. (Runs screaming) AAAAAAAH! I'm covered in beeeeees!

If you’re a transvestite, you’re actually a male tomboy. That’s where the sexuality is… So it’s running, jumping, climbing trees, putting on makeup when you’re up there.

Guns don’t kill people, people kill people. And monkeys do too… if they have a gun.

It's the cutting edge of politics in a very extraordinarily boring way!

What exactly is an evil giraffe?

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