Eddie Izzard

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My father was a beekeeper before me, his father was a beekeeper. I want to follow in their footsteps. And their footsteps were like this. (Runs screaming) AAAAAAAH! I'm covered in beeeeees!

If you’re a transvestite, you’re actually a male tomboy. That’s where the sexuality is… So it’s running, jumping, climbing trees, putting on makeup when you’re up there.

It's the cutting edge of politics in a very extraordinarily boring way!

Guns don’t kill people, people kill people. And monkeys do too… if they have a gun.

What exactly is an evil giraffe?

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