Eddie Izzard

Quotes

If you’re a transvestite, you’re actually a male tomboy. That’s where the sexuality is… So it’s running, jumping, climbing trees, putting on makeup when you’re up there.

My father was a beekeeper before me, his father was a beekeeper. I want to follow in their footsteps. And their footsteps were like this. (Runs screaming) AAAAAAAH! I'm covered in beeeeees!

Guns don’t kill people, people kill people. And monkeys do too… if they have a gun.

What exactly is an evil giraffe?

I like my coffee like I like my women...covered in beeees!

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