Ellen DeGeneres

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Come on, if you don't win tonight it doesn't mean you're not a good person, it just means you're not a good actor.

The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.

I think I let go of the need for approval, ... It certainly feels good when you get it, but I used to be more desperate for it. Once I felt better inside about myself ... I could do everything based on how I want to do things.

When there's time for whistling, there's a lot of time on a show.

Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers!

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