Ellen DeGeneres

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The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.

I think I let go of the need for approval, ... It certainly feels good when you get it, but I used to be more desperate for it. Once I felt better inside about myself ... I could do everything based on how I want to do things.

Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.

Come on, if you don't win tonight it doesn't mean you're not a good person, it just means you're not a good actor.

Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers!

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