Ellen DeGeneres

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I'm a — I'm a, um, a godmother which is just, that's fun to be a godmother, she is so precious, she's the light of my life, she's two... or five or something, and she's, uh... I don't know, I've never seen her — the pictures are precious, she just seems so, y'know... She lives clear across town, I don't have that kind of time, but, um... Well, I send money and stuff, it's not like I don't have a connection....

I think I let go of the need for approval, ... It certainly feels good when you get it, but I used to be more desperate for it. Once I felt better inside about myself ... I could do everything based on how I want to do things.

Go to bed in your fireplace, you'll sleep like a log.

Come on, if you don't win tonight it doesn't mean you're not a good person, it just means you're not a good actor.

When there's time for whistling, there's a lot of time on a show.

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