Went to the beach and I bought ceviche and a boogie board from the same person.
I think I'm going to put baby powder all over my legs before this walk just to be safe.
I used to work at UPS I got fired for unloading packages into my car.
I didn’t know how to grab your best material and put it together into a comedy set. I would just choose subjects and do it onstage. That’s what I learned. I didn’t know how to put a set together.
You write some material, go up on stage and try it out; go back home and throw it in the trash can. And the next day do it again.All quotes and jokes