Felipe Esparza

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Went to the beach and I bought ceviche and a boogie board from the same person.

I think I'm going to put baby powder all over my legs before this walk just to be safe.

I used to work at UPS I got fired for unloading packages into my car.

I didn’t know how to grab your best material and put it together into a comedy set. I would just choose subjects and do it onstage. That’s what I learned. I didn’t know how to put a set together.

You know you're getting older when your haters now want to kill you.

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