Flight of the Conchords

Quotes

Love is like a roll of tape. It's real good for making two things one, but just like that roll of tape, love sometimes breaks off before you were done. Another way that love is similar to tape, that I've noticed is sometimes it's hard to see the end. You search on the roll with your fingernail.

Jen said she'd never ever see me again. When I saw her again, she said it again.

"Yeah my dad was a Women's Rights Activist." "Your dad?" "Yup." "Not your mum?" "No... Dad would have never allowed that."

Sometimes love is as sweet as kalbi.

Do you have one really punky sequinned jump-suit, Bowie, or do you have several ch-ch-changes?

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