Flight of the Conchords

Quotes

It's not till you get out on tour that you realize the impact.

These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me - I've just been cutting onions. I'm making a lasange... for one.

Love is like a roll of tape. It's real good for making two things one, but just like that roll of tape, love sometimes breaks off before you were done. Another way that love is similar to tape, that I've noticed is sometimes it's hard to see the end. You search on the roll with your fingernail.

Sometimes love is as sweet as kalbi.

And if I am crying, it's not cuz of you, it's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine, who you don't know, who is dying, that's right dying.

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