Quotes & Jokes by Flight of the Conchords
You’re so beautiful like a tree or a high class prostitute.
Let's get in a cab. I'll buy you a kebab. Now I can't believe I'm sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. With a kebab.
They're turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers. But what's the real cost 'cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper. Why are we paying so much for sneakers when they're made by little slave kids? What are your overheads?
"You need to work on your people skills." "Shut up, Bret."
Will somebody get the knife and fork out of my leg, please? Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?
You know when I'm down to my socks it's time for business. That's why they're called business socks. It's business, it's business time.
A kiss is not a contract, but its very nice. Just because you've been exploring my mouth doesn't mean you get to take an expedition for the south.
Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?
My friend just told me he thought I was easily offended. I just can't believe he said that.
Just want to do something special, for all the ladies of the world, and the girls... Carribean... Parisian... Bolivian... Eastern Indochinian... Reptilian... Presbyterian.