Flip Wilson

Quotes

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends. You've got to be good to make them laugh.

My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.

That's a good time to sneak, four in the morning, 'cause anyone you run into, they're sneaking too.

It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway.

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