Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.
With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends. You've got to be good to make them laugh.
Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.
It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway.All quotes and jokes