Flip Wilson

Quotes

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

If I had my entire life to live over, I doubt if I’d have the strength.

My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.

Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.

It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway.

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