Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.
My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.
Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.
It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway.
With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends. You've got to be good to make them laugh.All quotes and jokes