Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.
My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends. You've got to be good to make them laugh.
Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.All quotes and jokes