Flip Wilson

Quotes

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

If I had my entire life to live over, I doubt if I’d have the strength.

My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.

Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.

With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends. You've got to be good to make them laugh.

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