Flip Wilson

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Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.

With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends. You've got to be good to make them laugh.

If I had my entire life to live over, I doubt if I’d have the strength.

That's a good time to sneak, four in the morning, 'cause anyone you run into, they're sneaking too.

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