Violence is a tool of the ignorant.
Quotes and Jokes by Flip Wilson
Top 15 Quotes (out of 25)
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.
What you see is what you get.
The devil made me do it.
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends. You've got to be good to make them laugh.
My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish.
Most drag impersonations are a drag. But everyone can like Geraldine. The secret of my success with Geraldine is that she's not a put-down of women. She's smart, she's trustful, she's loyal, she's sassy. Most drag impersonations are a drag. But women can like Geraldine, men can like Geraldine, everyone can like Geraldine.
When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.
Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.
My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?
Funny is an attitude.
That's a good time to sneak, four in the morning, 'cause anyone you run into, they're sneaking too.
It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway.