Fred Allen

Quotes

He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

She used to be a teacher but she has no class now.

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.

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