Fred Allen

Quotes

She used to be a teacher but she has no class now.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.

He has no idea what it was like to grow up in the South, where you had to hold your head down.

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

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