Fred Allen

Quotes

He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.

She used to be a teacher but she has no class now.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

He has no idea what it was like to grow up in the South, where you had to hold your head down.

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