Fred Allen

Quotes

He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

She used to be a teacher but she has no class now.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.

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