Gallagher

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Wouldn't it be great if people were the same in bed as they are in every day life? When Mark Spitz gets done, does he do a flip off the headboard and come back for another lap? 'Gee, Nadia, that was perfect! That full twisting dismount wasn't bad either, babe!'

Well, let me welcome myself to Texas. Where a man comes home and hangs his hat on his lap.

Before the invention of the telephone, you had to lie to people to their face!

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

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