Gary Gulman

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Night to night, doing the clubs is a lot of fun too because you have a lot more freedom and you don't have to worry about swearing or going off the script or going long or going short. If you bomb, only a handful of people see it. On TV, a lot of people see it.

I really think I'm at the top of my game right now, and I have the tools that I've learned over the years, so I feel really good about what I'm doing onstage now.

In all seriousness, do rappers really speak to the women in their life like that?

We invented Saturdays off. Enjoy, you're welcome.

Is the word brunette used anywhere outside of porn anymore?

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