George Burns was an American comedian, actor, singer, and writer. He was one of the few entertainers whose career successfully spanned vaudeville, radio, film and television. His arched eyebrow and cigar-smoke punctuation became familiar trademarks for over three-quarters of a century.
Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl.