George Burns

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When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, "No ... he's dead.''

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

How can I die? I'm booked.

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left.

Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.

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