George Burns


I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, "No ... he's dead.''

How can I die? I'm booked.

Sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould's been trying that for forty years.

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