George Burns

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When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, "No ... he's dead.''

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

How can I die? I'm booked.

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left.

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house.

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