George Carlin


“Meow” means “woof” in cat.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

“No comment” is a comment.

Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are woman that you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place?

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

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