George Carlin


“No comment” is a comment.

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.

Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are woman that you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

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