George Carlin


“No comment” is a comment.

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

You can say prick on television. If it happens to your finger it’s alright. You can prick your finger, just don’t finger your prick.

Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are woman that you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place?

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