George Carlin

Quotes

“No comment” is a comment.

There’s a lot of little phrases in the language that don’t say what they mean. Take a shit is one. You don’t take a shit, you leave a shit. That’s the whole idea! To leave it!

You can say prick on television. If it happens to your finger it’s alright. You can prick your finger, just don’t finger your prick.

Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are woman that you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place?

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.

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