George Lopez

Quotes

Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready.

(While teaching his son to play baseball): "We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts."

George: Why've you had a grudge against your brother for 15 years? Benny: We Lopezes are a proud people... George: You have a birthday lunch at Denny's every month. We're not that proud!

Sarah Palin HAS to be Latina: she has a job and her husband don't work. She's gonna be a grandma, and has an infant-she's Latina.

I can never do nothing in this house!

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