Gilbert Gottfried


Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them.

I host these bad movies late at night.

If you have the Old Testament at home, if you flip the corner pages, you can see Jesus riding a horse.

How exactly do they prove that you've been masturbating? Do they dust for prints?

I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.

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