Gilbert Gottfried

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I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.

I personally think Miles Davis is a lot funnier than me. And he's working more.

If you have the Old Testament at home, if you flip the corner pages, you can see Jesus riding a horse.

Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them.

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