Gilbert Gottfried

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I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.

I personally think Miles Davis is a lot funnier than me. And he's working more.

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.

With Katrina, it's almost like the sequel that doesn't live up to the original. It's certainly a shocking event and a tragedy, but somehow as a big event it doesn't seem to carry as much weight with the public as 9/11 did.

If you have the Old Testament at home, if you flip the corner pages, you can see Jesus riding a horse.

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