Gilbert Gottfried

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I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.

With Katrina, it's almost like the sequel that doesn't live up to the original. It's certainly a shocking event and a tragedy, but somehow as a big event it doesn't seem to carry as much weight with the public as 9/11 did.

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.

Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them.

I've always felt sorry for Jesus 'cause you know no matter what he ever did, he could never live up to his father.

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