Gilbert Gottfried

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I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.

I personally think Miles Davis is a lot funnier than me. And he's working more.

Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them.

If you have the Old Testament at home, if you flip the corner pages, you can see Jesus riding a horse.

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