Godfrey

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I used to think it was corny to be in love but actually it's corny to lose an awesome woman! Real talk.

I would say, as far as heckling, there’s benign and there’s malignant; like tumors man. Sometimes you get really nice hecklers. I’d say percentage-wise it’s only about 10 to 20 percent the whole year.

The one thing you don’t want to be is a sucky clean comic. I hate sucky clean comics! It’s like Christian rock, bro. I’d rather listen to gospel and Christian rock. That’s cheating!

I'm forever a part of pop culture.

Hey man! I’m a comedian but I’m not a clown.

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