Greg Behrendt

Quotes

He's the badass of the group - like if they get into some kind of Scooby-Doo scrape, he's the one that's gonna get them out.

Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.

I like the idea that when a guy comes over to the house, I get to say I wrote the book.

Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.

Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you.

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