Greg Behrendt


One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe that sometimes both men and women simply run out of love, even when there was a lot of it in the beginning.

We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don't mean. We make promises we don't keep. "I'll call you." "Let's get together." We know we won't.

You break up with us, we get drunk and then stand on your lawn, and then a cop comes. I'll be like, 'Oh, this is over! I get it. It's over. Gotcha.'

Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.

The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.

All quotes and jokes
Profile was viewed 296 times