Greg Behrendt

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He's the badass of the group - like if they get into some kind of Scooby-Doo scrape, he's the one that's gonna get them out.

Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.

Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.

Let’s start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there’s something better out there is to first believe there’s something better out there. What other choice is there?

I like the idea that when a guy comes over to the house, I get to say I wrote the book.

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