Greg Behrendt


He's the badass of the group - like if they get into some kind of Scooby-Doo scrape, he's the one that's gonna get them out.

Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.

Feeling in love and fear feel a lot alike. They both give you that anxious butterfly feeling in your stomach, a sense of excitement, and a general unease physically and mentally. It's easy to confuse love with fear.

I like the idea that when a guy comes over to the house, I get to say I wrote the book.

Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.

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