Groucho Marx

Quotes

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.

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