Groucho Marx

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It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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