Groucho Marx

Quotes

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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