Henny Youngman

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The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.
He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.
I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!
His motto is "Love thy neighbour". His neighbour is an 18 year old hooker.
I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed.
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