Henny Youngman

Quotes

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed.

His motto is "Love thy neighbour". His neighbour is an 18 year old hooker.

This man dresses like an unmade bed.

The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered "So did my arthritis!"

Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look.

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