Henny Youngman

Quotes

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed.

His motto is "Love thy neighbour". His neighbour is an 18 year old hooker.

I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!

This man dresses like an unmade bed.

Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look.

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