Henny Youngman

Quotes

The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered "So did my arthritis!"

The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.

This man dresses like an unmade bed.

I don't believe in reincarnation, but what were you when you were alive?

My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.

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