Henny Youngman

Quotes

I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!

This man dresses like an unmade bed.

His motto is "Love thy neighbour". His neighbour is an 18 year old hooker.

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed.

The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.

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