Henny Youngman

Quotes

The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered "So did my arthritis!"

The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.

I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!

Is that your hat or are you wearing a cabana?

A man says to another man, 'Can you tell me how to get to Central Park?' The guy says no. 'All right,' says the first, 'I'll mug you here.'

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