Henny Youngman

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I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!
The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.
He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered "So did my arthritis!"
I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed.
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