Henny Youngman

Quotes

He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.

The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.

I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!

This man dresses like an unmade bed.

His motto is "Love thy neighbour". His neighbour is an 18 year old hooker.

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