The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered "So did my arthritis!"
The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.
This man dresses like an unmade bed.
I don't believe in reincarnation, but what were you when you were alive?
My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.All quotes and jokes