Henny Youngman

Quotes

The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.

He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.

I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!

The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered "So did my arthritis!"

This man dresses like an unmade bed.

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