Henny Youngman

Quotes

I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!

The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.

He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, “Are you comfortable?” The guys says, “I make a good living.”

Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look.

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