The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered "So did my arthritis!"
If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.
My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.
I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!All quotes and jokes