Henny Youngman

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The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.
He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.
I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, “Are you comfortable?” The guys says, “I make a good living.”
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered "So did my arthritis!"
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