The weekend represents the 48 hours that you have to fuck up the life you worked so hard for all week.
This isn’t a bra, it’s body armor. And this isn’t make up, it’s war paint.
Most modern girls don’t really know what hiking is. To the average girl, hiking is: you wake up whenever you want; you put on Lululemon ‘cause they make your butt look unreasonably good - and they should for 800 fucking dollars - and you go for a walk in the park with your best friend and complain about how hungover you are. That’s hiking.