Jack Benny

Jack Benny, often called "Jackson" on his own show, was an American comedian, vaudevillian, radio, television and film actor, and violinist.

Quotes

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

I was going to buy my girl a Packard car for Christmas, but it took too long to deliver, so I bought her some handkerchiefs.

Hello, folks, this is Jack Benny. There will be a slight pause while everyone says, "Who cares?"