Jack Benny

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I really don’t deserve this. But I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either.
When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.
When they laugh at one of my jokes... it just gets me right here.
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
Gags die, humor doesn't.
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