Jack Benny


I really don’t deserve this. But I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either.

Gags die, humor doesn't.

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.

When they laugh at one of my jokes... it just gets me right here.

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