Jack Benny

Quotes

I really don’t deserve this. But I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either.

Gags die, humor doesn't.

When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

I'm living in a very modest place. I have a room over-looking beautiful Claridge's Hotel. I thought it was better than paying Claridge's prices and overlooking the dump I'm living in.

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