Jack Benny, often called "Jackson" on his own show, was an American comedian, vaudevillian, radio, television and film actor, and violinist.
I'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers.
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.