Jay Leno

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So China's president Hu Jintao meets, uh - meets America's president. It's like President "Who?" meeting President "Huh?"

Men are liars. We lie about lying if we have to.

NBC - no body cares.

Did you hear that we're writing Iraq's new Constitution? Why not just give them ours? We're not using it anymore.

There was another war-related casualty today. The French were injured when they tried to jump on our bandwagon.

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