Jay Leno

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So China's president Hu Jintao meets, uh - meets America's president. It's like President "Who?" meeting President "Huh?"

Men are liars. We lie about lying if we have to.

NBC - no body cares.

There was another war-related casualty today. The French were injured when they tried to jump on our bandwagon.

Be honest. How many of you never heard of Marco Rubio until last night? How many thought Marco Rubio was a game you played in a pool with the kids?

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