Jay Leno

Jay Leno
James Douglas Muir Leno is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and television host. After doing stand-up comedy for years, he became the host of NBC's The Tonight Show with Jay Leno from 1992 to 2009.


There are 249 millionaires in Congress. Remember a couple of years ago when this new Congress told us they had the solution to the recession? Apparently, they didn't share it with the rest of us.

The Yugo has come out with a very clever antitheft device. They made their name bigger.

Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal.