Jay Leno


Men are liars. We lie about lying if we have to.

A new study found that people who are depressed have a greater risk of stroke. Well that should cheer them up.

So China's president Hu Jintao meets, uh - meets America's president. It's like President "Who?" meeting President "Huh?"

NBC - no body cares.

In a speech yesterday John Kerry said that before November he may go to Iraq. Is that a good idea for him to go to Iraq? You thought Bush didn't have a reason to bomb Iraq before.

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