Jay Leno


Men are liars. We lie about lying if we have to.

A new study found that people who are depressed have a greater risk of stroke. Well that should cheer them up.

NBC - no body cares.

So China's president Hu Jintao meets, uh - meets America's president. It's like President "Who?" meeting President "Huh?"

More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own.

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