Jay Leno

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So China's president Hu Jintao meets, uh - meets America's president. It's like President "Who?" meeting President "Huh?"

Men are liars. We lie about lying if we have to.

NBC - no body cares.

There was another war-related casualty today. The French were injured when they tried to jump on our bandwagon.

Did you hear that we're writing Iraq's new Constitution? Why not just give them ours? We're not using it anymore.

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