Jay Leno

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A new study found that people who are depressed have a greater risk of stroke. Well that should cheer them up.

The Catholic Church is still very angry about "The Da Vinci Code" - they don't like anything that makes more money in a weekend than they do.

Did you know that 10% of all Americans have not had sex in 5 years? I didn't know there were so many Republicans...

Studies show American students are becoming less proficient in math. Experts say we should have seen this coming, but nobody could put 2 and 2 together.

A new study published by The British Medical Journal found that inactivity can kill you. I mean, these are the kind of findings that just scare the hell out of Congress.

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