Jay Leno

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Men are liars. We lie about lying if we have to.

A new study found that people who are depressed have a greater risk of stroke. Well that should cheer them up.

NBC - no body cares.

So China's president Hu Jintao meets, uh - meets America's president. It's like President "Who?" meeting President "Huh?"

Isn't this amazing? Clinton is getting $8M for his memoir, Hillary got $8M for her memoir. That is $16M for two people who for eight years couldn't remember anything.

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