Jim Norton

Quotes

I wish I had AIDS so I could bite somebody.

What a coincidence, they both go to College and I'm a rapist!

I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and a rifle.

You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.

On why porn stars cant act: "I wanna know the correlation between an uncle's finger and bad acting"

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