John William Carson was an American television host, comedian, writer, and producer. He is best known as the host of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. Carson received six Emmy Awards, the Television Academy's 1980 Governor's Award, and a 1985 Peabody Award.
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner.
It was so cold, the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.