Jonathan Winters

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I was talking to a businessman, and I said, "Don't you think most men are little boys?" And he said, "I'm no little boy! I make seventy-five thousand dollars a year." And I said, "Well, the way I look at it - you just have bigger toys."

When you wear so many hats in society, you never know who you are. That's the beauty of it. Because once you find out who you are, you're screwed.

Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.

Throughout my life, I've been gratified that I've been able to keep the child in me alive and inspire others.

If God had really intended man to fly, He’d make it easier to get to the airport.

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