Kevin Hart

Quotes

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

How the hell do you wake up dead?

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hangovers are the worst... I swear it feels like a fat baby is kicking me in the head.

These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got on a damn Tinted Construction Mask.

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