Kevin Hart

Quotes

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

How the hell do you wake up dead?

These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got on a damn Tinted Construction Mask.

Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hangovers are the worst... I swear it feels like a fat baby is kicking me in the head.

I just got punked by a homeless man, he asked me 4 some $ so I gave him $5..this bitch had the nerve 2 say "WTF am I suppose 2 do with this" I then said "Get sumthin 2 eat" he then said "I don't want 2 eat no fucking fast food shit, that shit will have me shitting on the streets"

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