Kevin Hart

Quotes

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

How the hell do you wake up dead?

Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hangovers are the worst... I swear it feels like a fat baby is kicking me in the head.

These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got on a damn Tinted Construction Mask.

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

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