Kevin Hart

Quotes

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

How the hell do you wake up dead?

How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what kinda sick dream were you having that caused that.

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hangovers are the worst... I swear it feels like a fat baby is kicking me in the head.

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