Kevin James

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When you’re big you don’t need a reason to sweat. You don’t, right? My friends cannot grab a hold of this concept. They come up to me all the time, “Geez! What the hell you do? You jumping rope in the attic?” “Well, I peeled an orange. About an hour ago, what’s up?”

It was fun because, after shooting, Will and I would eat a jar of pickles and tell each other secrets. It was so much fun!

I would always love to be an athlete, but it's got to be a tough day when you have to hang up those cleats.

Every few months I'll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas.

Why do you always give me jobs you know I'm going to fail at?

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