Kevin James

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When you’re big you don’t need a reason to sweat. You don’t, right? My friends cannot grab a hold of this concept. They come up to me all the time, “Geez! What the hell you do? You jumping rope in the attic?” “Well, I peeled an orange. About an hour ago, what’s up?”

The mind is the only weapon that doesn't need a holister.

I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face.

I never played a musical instrument growing up but I knew kids who did and took it very seriously.

It was fun because, after shooting, Will and I would eat a jar of pickles and tell each other secrets. It was so much fun!

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